Drat

So it's White's move here, and even if you don't know much chess, Black is clearly screwed. There are about a dozen ways for White to win this. 30 Qe7+ might even be one of them --White's still up a bishop even after trading Queens for no reason. I'll spare you the screen shot of how I blundered even that away. Geez.

I'd love to spin this into some witty and insightful story, but really this is about figuring out screen shots and checking the box on 4 November. Mission accomplished. Good night.